My name is Mollie. I live in the beautiful PNW with my dog (Big D) and husband (The Hun). I'm obsessed with trying to be the person my dog thinks I am. If you are easily offended, this site is not for you. A large part of my authentic self likes to swear like a well-educated sailor. You've been warned. This blog is where I share my thoughts and ideas about living an authentic, creative life while dealing with the a$$holes of the world along the way.